‘Westminster Shit Show’ to qualify for 2017 Soap Awards
Documents leaked by a source close to David Cameron today, show that every political move he’s made in the last six years has been geared around his personal ambition for The Westminster Shit Show to...
View ArticleANALYSIS – 3 year-old Ollie on Gavin Williamson’s fall from grace
A small child has stunned hard-bitten commentators and political analysts alike – all of whom have been scratching about since Tuesday evening desperately trying to establish the true facts behind...
View ArticleJohnson flees secret hideout and now rumoured to be in Westminster
It’s been reported this morning Boris Johnson has fled his secret hideout and is now rumoured to be in the Westminster area for the first time in over two months. The as yet unconfirmed sighting has...
View ArticleGovernment to introduce new quarantine randomiser
In an attempt to simplify the current quarantine shambles, Westminster has taken the step of abandoning the national definitions, replacing it with an arbitrarily applied quarantine “sentence” at point...
View ArticleFears for Westminster at one minute past ten at night
Following Boris Johnson’s decision to issue confused lockdown rules that even confuse himself, there are widespread concerns that hordes of drunken MPs will spill out onto the pavement in Westminster...
View ArticleSupply Speaker ‘totally loses it’ at PMQs
In extraordinary scenes, the House of Commons today descended into scenes of agrave disorder’ as Supply Speaker Craig Timmins, hired from an agency to replace, at short notice, the indisposed Speaker...
View ArticleAnti-democracy campaigners storm parliament
In unprecedented scenes that challenge the very bedrock of our democracy, an organised mob of pro-EU supporters have swarmed over Westminster and driven our elected legislature from the Houses of...
View ArticleLet Freedom Ring by Covid-19
Today is the day. Today, at last, this freedom-loving nation can cast off the shackles of lockdown, escape the clutches of oppressive government diktat, and taste the sweet nectar of fresh Covid...
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